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AN IMPORTANT COMMUNICATION FROM WITHIN THE GUILD
PLEASE TRANSMIT ON ALL FREQUENCIES THROUGH ALL MESSAGEBOARD CHANNELS
FROM: GUILDMASTER ANIZOGANTHOS NARCOLEPTUS
TIMESPACE: OMICRON PERSEI 8 050213
We have identified a date of possible significance in the upcoming Terran calendar
Unit MACDONALD, C of ARTIST GUILD COMMUNE “THE GIN CLUB” , on 280213 will reach critical stage of maturity, namely
30 STANDARD EARTH YEARS
29.979466119 JULIAN YEARS
1.755068119e+52 PLANCK TIME
A congregation is expected at VENUENAME ::: BEETLEBAR THE
LCTION::: BRISBANE QUEENSLAND AUSTRALASIAN CONFEDERACY TERRA
to coincide with said ‘milestone’ -
“EXTRA FOXXXX SWAYING BUILDINGS STRESS OF LEISURE,THE GIN CLUB, THE on
INSERTTIMESPACE COORD FORMAT:TERRAN YEARS
SATURDAY 2ND MARCH FROM 8pm
(reports indicate some significance is being attached not only to the said milestone but also to Macdonald’s position as the youngest member of COMMUNE GIN CLUB ++ This could signal the GUILD COMMUNE achieving some sort of corporeal sentience ++ Investigate possible AI collusion)
ALL SENTIENT BEINGS ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEND.
PERSONAL NOTE I should point out that relationships with said “Gin Club” have been strained at times in the past, with all out thermo nuclear detonation narrowly avoided. Would urge all to attend in order to maintain cordial bind ties with the organization. Their somewhat haphazard appearance and uncoventional operational methods belie a ruthless cunning and fierce intelligence that, if roused, could become mad ill and have the whole world dancing/doing crosswords. PROCEED, WITH CAUTION, TO THE SHOW.
SECONDARY NOTE Units Powne, I and Burton, P of ARTIST GUILD COMMUNE “THE STRESS OF LEISURE” have been identified as possible dangerous subversives. ALL UNITS are required to monitor their BEHAVIOUR during art show.
MESSAGE ENDS ++ PEACE Y’ALL Tickets are $15.